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Stephanie Was in an Accident

Fred laid on his back. Sweat gathered thick body hair into small clusters on his bare chest. The ceiling fan clicked above. Two plastic pieces deep within struck one another on every rotation. An unknown me...
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Cake Day

My Dearest Petunia, I write to you, my love, in the most horrific of circumstances. Underneath my desk, amongst the Cheez-It crumbs of snack past, I hide. I reminisce of simpler times before the Godless chao...
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Hemingway House

I stood in Ernest Hemingway’s living room. A dozen sweaty visitors crammed into a small space. The Key West heat pooled down our lower backs. I nodded at the tour guide’s list of construction dates and owne...
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Mint-Green Tiled Room

Javi worked at The Orchid Beach Resort in the laundry room. He spent eight hours in a mint-green tiled covered room. The air stung with the chemical cleaning supplies. There he washed, dried, and folded towels....
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UK Gladiators

American Gladiators is 90’s America. Loud, flashy, and covered in baby oil. The gladiators sat atop a foam pyramid and sent personal trainers and substitute teachers tumbling. The crowd cheered. The strobe ligh...
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Death of Nation

Last Sunday Miley Cyrus walked onto the stage of the 2013 MTV Video Music Awards. She surrounded herself with a choir of virgins. The pop singer dragged a large, blood-soaked burlap sack behind her. With the he...