What are your three favorite television dramas of all time?
Breaking Bad, The Walking Dead, Doctor Who
What are your three favorite television comedies of all time?
How I Met Your Mother, Scrubs, It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia
What prematurely aborted or cancelled television series (and its consequent lack of closure) has left you utterly empty inside?
Gargoyles the Animated Series. But the first two seasons. The third season was total crap and still hurts my adolecent heart.
What do you consider to be the most satisfying television series finale ever?
The Scrubs finale on NBC, before ABC took it and bent it over a table. But seriously, that finale with J.D. watching a projection of his future while Peter Gabriel’s “Book of Love” played. Perfection.
What is a favorite film that you consider to be obscure or unknown to others?
I have a hard time gauging what is popular or not, so this may be way off. But, I’ll say The Perks of Being a Wallflower (2012). It’s the kitty’s t!tt!es.
What is a film you have seen that you consider to be an unforgivable waste of your precious time?
The Happening. That’s the last time I ever trust my eyes to M. Night Shyamalamadingdong.
What are your three favorite films of all time?
Fight Club, The Departed, Star Wars
Who are three film directors whose work you admire?
Quentin Tarantino, Peter Jackson, David Yates
What are your three favorite music groups?
Oh man, this is the wrong question for me. Just three? Really? What a jerk of a question! Well if I HAVE to: Anberlin, Coheed and Cambria, Thrice, AFI, Underoath, Andrew McMahon (Something Corporate/Jack’s Mannequin). Yeah that’s six, I don’t even care.
Who is your favorite dead musician of any era?
What are your three desert island albums?
Three again? I hate you, disembodied music questions! I hate you! Sigh: “Cities” – Anberlin, “In Keeping Secrets Of Silent Earth: 3” – Coheed and Cambria, “The Alchemy Index, Volumes III & IV: Air & Earth” – Thrice.
What music group or performer would you like to punch in the face?
Nicki Minaj. But I’d prefer to watch her punch herself in the face. She would probably do it for enough money.
What are your three favorite books?
Harry Pottter by J.K. Rowling (I’m counting all seven as one because shame on you for making me choose), Peter Pan by J.M. Barrie, The Perks Of Being A Wallflower by Stephen Chbosky
What well known voice would you like to have read you to sleep each night?
I’m sure someone talking would keep me awake. But, if we can figure out away to transcend the limits of physics, I would love to have a blanket made out of the warm fuzzy feeling I get when I hear the voice of James Earl Jones (not the Darth Vader version, but the Mufasa version, of course).
Who is your favorite stand-up comic?
Who is your favorite cartoon character?
Donald Duck. He’s just so misunderstood. I’d be pissed too.
Who is your favorite fictional villain?
It’s a tie between Voldemort and The Joker.
Who is your favorite fictional hero?
Batman, Spider-Man, Wolverine. That’s all there is. The rest of your argument is invalid.
Who are your favorite sports teams?
Any Tampa team. Rays, Buccaneers, Lightning.
What fantasy sports do you play?
I can’t play Quidditch because I don’t have a flying broom. Lame.
What are your best sports moments as a fan?
The Buccaneers Super Bowl win. The Rays World Series run. That time I got extra cheese on my nachos for free.