John Osborne

Bio: John Michael is an avid comic book hoarder, Pastafarian, and Death Eater based out of Tucson, AZ.

What are your three favorite Television dramas of all time? 
Third Watch, Game of Thrones, Gundam Wing

What are your three favorite Television comedies of all time? 
Friends, WEEDS, It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia.

What prematurely aborted or canceled television series (and its consequent lack of closure) has left you utterly empty inside? 
Firefly, because Serenity doesn’t count as closure!

What do you consider to be the most satisfying television series finale ever? 
Roseanne

What is a favorite film that you consider to be obscure or unknown to others? 
Mysterious Skin

What is a film you have seen that you consider to be an unforgivable waste of your precious time? 
Teeth

What are your three favorite films of all time? 
StarWars, No Country for Old Men, Shawn of the Dead

Who are three film directors whose work you admire? 
Edgar Wright, Irvin Kershner, David Slade

What are your three favorite music groups? 
Cusses, Sage Francis, Bad Religion

Who is your favorite dead musician of any era? 
Can’t even lie. Dimebag Darrell

What are your three desert island albums? 
The Empire Strikes (Bad Religion), Nevermind (Nirvana), License to Ill (Beastie Boys)

What group or performer would you like to punch in the face? 
Bruce Willis, damn you ‘Respect Yourself’!

What are your three favorite books? 
Animal Farm, The Watchmen, The God Delusion

What well known voice would you like to have read you to sleep each night? 
Seth MacFarlane

Who is your favorite stand-up comic? 
Patton Oswalt

Who is your favorite cartoon character? 
Courage the cowardly dog.

Who is your favorite fictional villain? 
Sin (the red skulls daughter)

Who is your favorite fictional hero? 
Winston Smith (1984)

Who are your favorite sports teams? 
Auburn Tigers Football, University of Arizona Basketball, The Chudley Cannons

What fantasy sports do you play? 
None. I’m a casual sports fan.

What are your best sports moments as a fan? 
Auburn’s 2004 season. Not quite a ‘moment’ but it was one for the books.